Swim between the flags, the sign says… Amazingly, the flags that have been working for 100 years are now confusing if you believe the Aussie media…
Unfortunate satire by Gus Leonisky
Apparently the flags are confusing the overseas visitors who can’t read, nor can hear the message on the loud speaker: SWIM BETWEEN THE FLAGS, YOU MORONS…” Gus added the “you morons” to make sure you paid attention… May be in German? “SCHWIMMT ZWISCHEN DEN FLAGGEN, IHR IDIOTEN…”
To make sure the Ukrainians don’t drown, the flag should be blue and yellow. For the Americans, the star spangled banner should be de rigour… The French would love their national flag used on the Aussie beaches so they can disobey as they usually do, in a revolution or two, and swim to their death while the “Marseillaise” drums along…