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The maximum playboy goes to the hot tub in the sky. Or Hell. One or the other

September 29, 2017 - 07:55 -- Admin

Yeah. I went there.

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, prevent the Bunnies crying with a sexy saxophone. Silence the eight-track disco, and with a muffled drum, bring out the tiger fur-lined coffin, let the mourners come. Let the Playboy Jet circle overhead, scribbling on the sky the message, Hef is dead.

The alpha perv is no more.

Sparty on the New Star Trek

September 26, 2017 - 09:14 -- Admin

I watched both eps last night and I have some thoughts. But Sparty sent me his recap before I could get them down. So we'll go with his.

Spoilers below so don"t read until after you"ve watched first two eps of Discovery

Sparty

SPOILER COUNTDOWN

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Zero

GoT S7E5 Raven On Recap: Eastwatch

August 15, 2017 - 08:53 -- Admin

...AND MY HAMMER, MOTHERF***ERS.THAT, my Beloved Throners, is how you make a reappearance four seasons after we last saw you. Quit your job no questions asked, kill two guys with your mighty f***ing warhammer, ignore Davos"s advice to play it cool and just f**ing bro up with Jon Snow.

Welcome back, Gendry. I don"t even mind that you had your shirt on.

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