I’m mesmerised by a beautiful system
Full name is spelled De-mo-cra-cy
It demands trust in a ma-jo-ri-ty
A barking pack of dreadful MAGA men
When half of the people plus one are dumb
And the others are super-intelligent like me
Not a chance we have to really be
Anything but full of stark darkly glum
Trump plays to enter all conversations
Like a worm in Robert Junior’s brain
And there’s little we can do so vain
Against Donald’s crook administration’s
But De-mo-cra-cy will change odds
And my mob to become in charge again
Our superior spirit soon goes down the drain
Following putrid leaders like dead gods
Blinken, Biden, Austin the Third
Sullivan, Power — all stinking mad turd
Is this what the majority wants