Too often I dream
Our lousy world leaders
Spirited from the ice cream
But to the world’s horrors
Replacement would be
Stung evermore by the bee
Imagine Rubio Hegseth or Vance
Taking over the Donald’s trance
Spinning the macabre dance
Of a debauched Epstein stance
Should we take such a chance
Til one left is Chuck Schumer
Or a loser named Booker
Imagine the idiots replacing Sir Keir
Awaiting lodged in his hollow rear
Morons replacing Manu Macron
New imbecile Germany’s Chancellor
Adolph Hitlers with untold ambition
Nazi hypocrisy of crummy valour
Imagine second fiddles ruling the roost
Your beautiful panic getting a boost
New leaders being bought
With money and sex
No second thought
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Could we?