I picked up a 4-pack of ramen noodles at the shop as a lazy writer stand-by meal. My attention was immediately captured by this Korean offering. It was promise of ‘spicey hot’ flaming chicken wot done it.
I even had some leftover spicy chicken thighs in the fridge I could chop up and add to it with a boiled egg so I wouldn’t have to feel like a sad bachelor failure.
I should have read the packet.
Did you read the packet?
The part where is says flaming chicken CARBONARA!?!
Because I didn’t.
And I have regrets.
And quite severe bowel cramps.