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No Richard Burton!

September 29, 2020 - 16:40 -- Admin

There is only one day of the week I am allowed to do Richard Burton impressions and that day is Wednesday, or Woden's Day, named for the one-eyed god, who, let's face it, was a bit shit given he only had one eye—what kind of greater god cannot regenerate an eye? 

Think about it, Norse Mythology. And I can hear there's a couple of giggling Gerties down the back. Enough of that, please. 

I'm three sheets to the wind, which, as I recall, is a a fair number of sheets.