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Ugh. Craig Kelly was on me.

September 6, 2021 - 09:38 -- Admin

I got another one of those spam texts from Clive Palmer’s protofascist UAP on the weekend. Some message from the bloated toad man Craig Kelly about the dangerous effects of getting Covid vaccines or some shit.

I felt the buzz on my wrist, lifted my Apple Watch, and there it was. Touching me.

Like most people I’ve had a few spam texts from Clive before. I routinely reply, ‘Go fuck yourself,’ even though I understand that no human being will ever see it.