(A testicle is harmed in this story, the identity is named near the end)
My body is shabby like and I don't like to move so I couldn't hand over the remote.
So I toe-fingered it across. Off went a sock, remote slotted 'tween bose and index then I reached out my foot.
I was proud of my work but at the height of my gloat my cat trod on a testicle.
It was the left one.