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Reversal

December 16, 2021 - 12:58 -- Admin

Continuing this weeks series of techno-posts, I appear to have forgotten how to reverse any car lacking a rear-facing camera. It’s been a while since I drove my old Hyundai shitbox, but I had reason to yesterday. I drove down the Post Office to pick up my new meat thermometer. This bad boy…

Blow into the bag, Santa.

December 7, 2021 - 13:08 -- Admin

I picked this up for a Secret Santa gift, but I’m thinking of getting one for myself. I have zero doubts that’s it’s absolute rubbish and not at all to be trusted, and yet… and yet… I’d really like to test my booze levels about 4pm on Christmas Day.

Voldermort, innit.

December 7, 2021 - 07:14 -- Admin

I got this off SM Stirling’s Facebook page. I’ve always enjoyed word games and especially reframing certain sorts of content in completely inappropriate contacts. I did at least a dozen columns in this way at the old Alien Side Boob, and Threshy, from the Dave novels is an example of the technique transferred to fiction setting.

First cook.

December 6, 2021 - 12:38 -- Admin

I did it. I did my first cook on my Egg. I managed to sneak in a couple of spatchcocked chickens just before a massive tropical storm broke over us.

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