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Gassy daddy

June 29, 2021 - 17:36 -- Admin

I'm on opiates for a bursa and the classic and deeply classy side-effect of constipation and gas is in full fetid flower.

I went for a ride to shift it and shifted nothing. I got home after 24 minutes and as I stepped away from the bike I bellowed a fart so pure and deep it warped space-time.

I had to wait two minutes for it to clear lest I track it in on entry.

Gassy daddy---it's decidedly not a gas.