Well look no more. Simply sit in the middle up the back of a non bendy action bus. Your position will feel like you dominate all those who sit before you. Plus you get a whole Christ on the right, Holy Spirit on the left thing happening.
Wait a sec? That whole 'seated at the right hand of the father' Jesus thing. Is that our right or God's?
That could be confusing. There's a recipe for a schism right there.
I was in a church choir as a kid. I liked it. Mostly did it for the free sausage rolls at recess but still. Singing was kewl. Oh, I can't sing now. My voice is ... not good. But back then I could sort of hold a tune.
Unfortunately outside of choirs the music they back most Christian church services with sucks anal hair. It's boring dirge stuff. Some of it is okay but it all seems to have been written by characters called Reverend Potts back in 1836. Read more »
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