Mikey Moments

Well that didn't go well

HarrangueMan - June 26, 2008 - 11:44pm

I decided last minute to go to a work-linked function tonight. The dress was 'leisure suit' equivalent - whatever that means.

Me? I had a nice shirt on - but untucked since I have no belt - and ... draw string black cargo pants. Read more »

Dumb things to say at work

HarrangueMan - May 16, 2008 - 8:42pm

As a public servant of five+ years standing I can witness true copies. I know, the sheer raw surging power I possess is a groin tingler for the ladies.

Today I got stuck witnessing about 30 docs. It was fucking annoying. Finally I got to the driver's licence of this guy's wife.

As I was handing it back I dropped it. Since it was dropping between my legs I reflexively squeezed them together to catch it. Read more »

Things not to liken your boss to

HarrangueMan - June 16, 2008 - 7:44pm

For starters how about James Brown?

My boss was sitting at her desk and she had her coat over her shoulders (ie sleeves dangling). Without thinking I said she resembled the Godfather of Soul. Read more »