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Aleeshya’s mum really needs to moisturise more.
A team of Australian scientists have uncovered the world’s oldest vertebrate mother in a newly unearthed species of fossil fish. Published in Nature, the fossil shows a single embryo connected by an umbilical cord and is the oldest evidence of an animal giving birth to live young.
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Mum.
Yes Boychild?
Which would you rather: get eaten alive by carnivorous ants, or bitten by a vampire.
[Temporarily forgetting the eternity-of-undeadness thing, which would be a real bummer]: Bitten by a vampire.
But what if the vampire had really really blunt teeth?
[Thinks]: I’ll still take the vampire, thanks.
How about, if the vampire had really worn old teeth and had to gum on you for hours?
What was the choice again?