... help me to see who the fuck is sneaking up on me. Read more »
On Sat I came home from a work trip. TheWife is away with theBoy visiting friends and her sister. So I had the house to myself.It wasn't until this morning I had discovered that I had left my toothbrush in Sydney. Read more »
As punters know next door I have a dude who owns dogs. We've met once I think when I lent him my lawn mower. We'd planned to have a BBQ at some point except it never happened.He owns a pair of Rottweilers. A few times since we've been here one or more has gotten out. They are big fuck off angry dogs. Read more »
Don't you hate it when you poop too fast and your entire rectal area becomes on fire from the pain of the too fast poo? And there's nothing you can do to mitigate the pain of the too fast poo. Except yell and scream while on the loo. Hoping and praying the pain will pass soon. Read more »