TheWife

Thanks nooner

HarrangueMan - May 9, 2008 - 9:37pm
TheWife does almost all the housework (she took over what little I did when she went off work for the first few months of theBoy). Really the only thing I do now is my own laundry.I came home tonight to find she'd done that too. A weekend free of having to wash clothes!Hooray for theWife. She's such a little trooper.

Mirror, mirror on the wall

HarrangueMan - April 7, 2008 - 9:28pm

... help me to see who the fuck is sneaking up on me. Read more »

I remember when your flesh mother used to bring me pudding

HarrangueMan - March 25, 2008 - 11:12pm

On Sat I came home from a work trip. TheWife is away with theBoy visiting friends and her sister. So I had the house to myself.It wasn't until this morning I had discovered that I had left my toothbrush in Sydney. Read more »

Neighbours go bye bye

HarrangueMan - April 15, 2008 - 11:39pm

As punters know next door I have a dude who owns dogs. We've met once I think when I lent him my lawn mower. We'd planned to have a BBQ at some point except it never happened.He owns a pair of Rottweilers. A few times since we've been here one or more has gotten out. They are big fuck off angry dogs. Read more »

Ah-nus burn

HarrangueMan - April 6, 2008 - 9:53am

Don't you hate it when you poop too fast and your entire rectal area becomes on fire from the pain of the too fast poo? And there's nothing you can do to mitigate the pain of the too fast poo. Except yell and scream while on the loo. Hoping and praying the pain will pass soon. Read more »