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Accidentally named a piece of clothing

January 5, 2021 - 21:01 -- Admin

As a person in a long-term relationship I have learned there are certain stress points. It's different though similar for most but for me it's naming clothes.

There's this arsehole Joe Abecrombie who is so great it makes my head blow. In his fantasy world when a fighter hits about ninth level they become a "named man"; a title bestowed after a epic win and or fail that gives that fighter a kewl name such as "Ninefingers". Ladies, I presume, can also be named.

I accidentally named a pixie dress "Riverdance" which means it may no longer be worn because I "ruined it."

But by hitting that level then under second edition rules she may get a hundred warriors in ringmail.