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A dirty joke

January 25, 2019 - 23:37 -- Admin

I slipped in the mud, pen mud, so shit and mud. My foot slid into the start of an escape tunnel and then I was on the ground in the rain, shit and mud and sore from smashing the shed gate to the ground. I worried I'd blacked out because it seemed so sudden with me slippping then finding I'd fallen but then my bum was sore too and there was alien writing on me so it was just a bog standard alien abduction.They could have fucking beamed me back standing up, not legs akimbo in chicken shit and mud.That's just so rude.In the process of writing that last bit the suggested words for the clump of wrong letters were Amateur Thatcher.Like where you fuck up a coup in Africa.