What not to say to a police member who pulls you over for speeding through Lygon St at 154km/h:

"He actually questioned me (saying) if he decided to keep going was I prepared to follow him or chase him... he said, 'I can get this thing up to 205'.

Epic fail, as the kids would say.

Other things not to say to a police officer who's just pulled you over... are incredibly obvious and can be read on cheap tshirts everywhere.