When you have a baby you sing a bunch of stuff at them. It's instinctive. You sing everything. You sing about what they're going to eat, what you're doing ("daddy's going to have a shit"), what the cats are doing, pretty much everything going on around them. Anyway, sometimes you make up songs - and if you're lucky you can remember them later. Here's one.'Your name is Puddles McGee''Behind your knee there lives a bee''That bee's name is Mr Flea''Which i-i-i-i-s con-fus-ing!'There's some other verses and stuff but I can't remember them at the moment. The trick is to end the line with 'eeee' so however you get there is okay.UPDATE: I just googled Puddles McGee. Wow, totally did not know that. Yeah ... I think maybe that song has left the building now...
