Ok.

Let me make this as clear as I possibly can.

You will never get the scotch. No one will ever get the scotch. Also, this post is been bumped to the top to make my point clear.

My parents are sending it back to Iain and they are pissed about it, so if you actually do try and come get it, my mother will have a fucking conniption.[? - John].

EDIT: Before correcting my posts, its obviously suggested that you actually bother to look up words it seems you don't understand:

Anyway, J.S is in their bad books and I'm consistently berated every time the subject arises, so we really need to drop it.

Thank you.