Not sure how long this will last, but Akerman’s blog appears to be b0rken - he’s channeling Caroline Overington.

UPDATE: Here’s a sample:

Reading Piers’s column itself, he and Bolt are going to have to jelly-wrestle to resolve their dispute - Piers is blaming Labor for the destruction of the Murray-Darling, while Andy says everything’s fine and we’re getting as much rain as we have in the past.