I was queuing up in the so called fast queue at Coles tonight, trying to purchase some Halloumi.

Area queue so not fast. I had some Fauves playing pretty loud. It's energetic music. Ordinarily I am sotto in my muttered frustrations, unless IT related, but I couldn't help snarling 'Oh for fuck's sake' at the sloth esq nature of the queue's momentum. Thanks to the MP3 I said it loud. I startled the old dude in front of me who gave me some glower power for my swearing.

Speaking of glower power, why the fuck did Cooper's pull their 'Forget the Monarchy, support the publicans' ads? Because a bunch of lawn bowling monarchy supporting geriatrics with wobbly 'this is the BBC' type voices complained about the insult to the Queen?

Grow a fucking pair Coopers. Me? I'd have a billboard of the Queen depicted from behind scratching her arse while competing in a tennis match with the words 'One wants a tall frosty one' or something like that.

Now that's insulting the Monarchy with fucking chest hair on it.