Mount Franklin Breast Cancer ads. Let’s start a Brown Colon Cancer Awareness campaign.

Hoyden about Town - October 11, 2008 - 4:31pm

Oh, for fuck’s sake. The latest in the Mmm, Sexy Pink Breast Cancer! Save The Boobies Awareness sweepstakes comes from Mount Franklin, purveyors of pointless, wasteful, plastic-ridden, environmentally unfriendly bottled water.

They’ve been doing the pink lids for a while, but these “every mouthful” advertisements are new.

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Two water bottles with pink lids, photographed from above. See? They look like boobs! Boobies that could fit in your mouth! Cancer’s so sexy! Hahahaha!

The text reads:

Every mouthful helps
RAISE AWARENESS
for breast cancer research

This kicks off our contest for photoshopped brown colon cancer awareness producternalia. Add your contributions here. Just post a link to your small or medium sized image, and the admins will do the image magic to make it appear.

[Pointer via Karina’s comment at The Dawn Chorus.]

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