Guys never really grow out of chasing girls around whilst in the possession of a gross out. Well, I never did.

I am still recovering from being sick. So still pretty snotty. I got one of those stupid blocked noses where if you close off a nostril and blow, some snot comes flaring out. But, if you don't pinch it off, it gets sucked back in.

TheWife hated the noises. She even tried to blank it out by pulling on her jacket hood and closing it's aperture so she looked like Kenny.

It's not my fault I'm sick. But then it was my fault when I chased her through the house, closing off leftie nostril while honking out the right - causing much snot flaring.

In my defence ... I'm a guy.