I had a dichotomous meeting in the toilet doorway today. As punters know the toilet doorway at my work and I are not friends. Since that bastard doorway led to me toilet squishing the boss+++ in it.

Remember how Sesame Street would have those puppet skits where they’d do opposites? Near / Far, First / Last, Some / None etc? I loved them. Especially the Some / None one.

I tried to go through the doorway as another tried to go out.

He was a Boss++.

I am short. He is six and a half feet tall.

I am fat. He is rail thin.

I bounced off his pelvis as I tried to walk in.

So not only did we get a Short / Tall we got a Fat / Skinny opposite as well.

Fuck I hate that doorway. I think it may be my baby with the one eyebrow.