Well, after spending a week in remotest country Victoria, I think I have figured out why country people are so ticked off with the modern world.

Mobile phones don't work properly. Internet access is intermittent (if you're wondering why I haven't commented on anything, that's why.) Everything at the supermarket costs more - including the things that are from the country in the first place. And you would not believe how poor the public transport infrastructure is - I haven't seen a single tram line the whole time I've been down here.

Country Victoria: half a star. (The 1/2 is for having a visible night sky - but really, how many times is it going to insist on rerunning the same programme? Inspiring majesty of the infinite heavens? Bo-oring. Show us something fresh!)

PS It's also forced me to miss a game by my beloved GroupThink F.C.