Don't you hate it when you poop too fast and your entire rectal area becomes on fire from the pain of the too fast poo? And there's nothing you can do to mitigate the pain of the too fast poo. Except yell and scream while on the loo. Hoping and praying the pain will pass soon.It's like when you eat something really hot, and all you can do is jerk and spasm around the eating area crying 'too hot, too hot, too hot!' to get your mind off the pain until it passes.Anyway, it sucked. Thewife wanted to know what was wrong after I started yelling 'Ow, Ow, Ow'. From behind the door she heard a plaintive and saddened '... I poohed too fast ...'So there you are lads. Be careful with your ablutions. In the case of twosies speed is not your friend.