Beelzebublog

Not just a woman but a mere MUM .

Beelzebublog - May 11, 2008 - 8:10am

Not to distract from this woman's incredible and heroic deed yesterday. Is this the relieved laughter of someone who had she realised she was swimming 80 metres off shore towards an attacking white pointer, perhaps might have had second thoughts?

Winsor Dobbin (?!) writes:

Joanne Lucas, 50, who was on the beach after arriving early for surfboat rowing practice, dived into the water after

I am not going to die.

Beelzebublog - May 8, 2008 - 7:49pm

Well not in the near future. Supposedly not according to the Doc who I went to see today. Something of an event in my life, as I haven't ventured into a doctor's room's in um, er, well, at least three years, preferring to stick with a dash of denial and the occasional preventative acupuncture session. Over the years of my generally rude good health, I have found doctors, at least where I'm

Three days

Beelzebublog - May 5, 2008 - 8:49pm

I was going to write about the merits of what I have decided to call 'paddock wood', but I think somewhere in the deep past of this blog I have already done that. Needless to say paddock wood has a lot going for it and it is now burning hotly and brightly keeping Oedipus warm.

I could write about the miles and miles and miles I walked yesterday looking for another abandoned house, only to

Bat, cat, front door mat.

Beelzebublog - May 2, 2008 - 10:47pm

This morning I stepped out the front door, and found lying on the front porch a bat. Bad PussKat. So I picked up the little fella, who felt quite cold. His ears, which are huge, were very upright and his tiny little eyes, while not wide open, were open and looking both bright and beady. Aside from feeling quite cold, he didn’t’ ‘seem’ to be dead. There’s something about a dead animal that

Home on the range

Beelzebublog - April 29, 2008 - 9:12pm

Home on the Range (well its a creek flat actually)

Digitalised images, I am discovering, are not a patch on colour transparency film. I got a bit carried away with this one in photoshop. But upping the contrast certainly picks out the different grasses.

Gimme Carrot Now!

Familiarity breeds contempt. Luke bangs on screen door, for a carrot. I have spoilt him.

David Tiley says it better than most of us at LarvyProd

Beelzebublog - April 25, 2008 - 7:05pm

<!--[if lt IE 7 ]><![endif]--> 10 david tiley Apr 25th, 2008 at 4:54 pm I keep plugging away, every Anzac and Armistice Day, on posts that reflect the way that these “heroic” horrors which focus on the men in the trenches engulfed entire peoples, and put everyone to sorrow. We ask our fathers what it was like, and allow our mothers to watch, silent at the

Ei ei oh.

Beelzebublog - April 24, 2008 - 7:46pm

Quelle Horreur!

Phew

Y e a h ? Well, I'm white and noisy so bugger off.
(clicking on image to enlarge and see respective facial expressions, recommended. Actually, I think the cockie is looking at me, and the eagle is suitably disdainful of us both)

6.30 am Goodbye Sheep
(clicking on image to enlarge and see respective facial expressions, not necessarily recommended, although

Well, she's lost my vote

Beelzebublog - April 22, 2008 - 9:03pm

Not that she ever had it.

Silly, stupid, desperate, nasty, bitch.

"I want the Iranians to know that if I'm the president, we will attack Iran," Senator Clinton said when asked what she would do as president were Iran to launch a nuclear attack on Israel.

"In the next 10 years, during which they might foolishly consider launching an attack on Israel, we would be able to totally obliterate them.

Telepathic Farm Management

Beelzebublog - April 20, 2008 - 8:57pm

Hi folks, posting in haste, as I've just walked, in the door from Canberra, where I have been in my mind's eye. Hmm well not really. I did give it some thought though. 'Far-off feelings' what a good idea.

So what do I mean 'telepathic farm management' well its the latest innovation recently put in place up the creek here, where by my merely thinking, 'this paddock is overstocked' or 'those

Teh Slave Shortage

Beelzebublog - April 15, 2008 - 9:29pm

Well we don’t seem to be under a La Nina weather pattern any more. With no decent rain since I started working at the horse stud in early February, I’m looking at the level of the water tank drop and thinking I’ll have to go back to the bucket and the water bottle for my ablutions. The temperature is dropping incrementally and the grapevine leaves having reddened nicely, are also falling away.

Yes, he looks scared.

Beelzebublog - April 12, 2008 - 6:53am

Softly, softly tread the brave. I downloaded this photograph in an embiggened state to confirm what I first suspected. Yes, he appears terrified and who wouldn't be?

Happy was I, as were millions the world over, to see and hear a lone Kevin Rudd out and about lecturing the world's despots on how to behave more properly. This is a world first in outstanding honesty. No? You've got to give

New Moon Astrology

Beelzebublog - April 6, 2008 - 9:25pm

Aries

This month Aries it’s all about you. The Sun, Mercury, Venus and Sunday’s new moon are all in Aries. However, while this happy and generally useful conglomeration of planets all plonked in your sign is a boon, they are the speedier movers of the cosmos and soon they will be gone. Make hay while the sun shines. The days following Sunday’s new moon offer an opportunity for reflection.

Arrrrroooooooo!

Beelzebublog - April 2, 2008 - 9:51pm

At Copperwitch I was the Wheel of Fortune. Nah. Bugger that. So doing it again via Pavlov's Cat, I made sure I was something else. Usually these quizzes have one or two key questions, that if you answer differently, you can miraculously become something 'other', in this one I think its 'your favourite colour question'. I still answered truthfully, but perhaps not quite so belligerently. Heh. The great thing about Tarot cards is you can do them again! Read more »

THE ECONOMY IS CENTRAL TO EVERYTHING whilst simultaneously being 'PREDICTABLY IRRATIONAL'

Beelzebublog - March 30, 2008 - 8:31pm

Perhaps it is my imagination, but it seems as though certain facts about the world are beginning to dovetail.'nasking' comments on the 2020 Summit at Surfdom: Read more »

Not just a silly man

Beelzebublog - March 27, 2008 - 6:10pm

Scouring the shelves of the local library for something inspirational to read I turned to the autobiography shelf and picked up Barry Humphries'--My Life as Me. I do like a good rags to riches autobiography. They can be quite inspiring. Read more »

The filly is

Beelzebublog - March 25, 2008 - 10:04pm

Still in the yards.
Rang the landlord’s wife on Saturday. I was wondering why you’ve left one foal in the yards? Its very distressed.
C o p a n e a r f u l . What we do with our animals on our property is our business. Read more »

One weanling left

Beelzebublog - March 21, 2008 - 9:23pm

Well things have gone from bad to worse for the sole remaining foal in the yards. In the last four days this poor young filly has been separated from her mother and then watched as all her playmates have disappeared, leaving her now completely on her own. For a horse, especially for a young foal, this amounts to its worst nightmare. Read more »

Where that cattle pad might lead.

Beelzebublog - May 10, 2008 - 11:54am

I picked up a book from the library a few weeks ago-The Lady Bushranger, a historical novel about a woman who fled a murder scene and an unhappy relationship in a then rural Granville, stole a carriage and with a friend and her baby, drove across the Blue Mountains, stealing a colt on the way, to hide out in the wilds of the Wollomi. Specifically on Nullo Mountain. She left the friend and baby

activ8me--on second thoughts. DON'T.

Beelzebublog - May 7, 2008 - 11:16am

I have long complained about my satellite connection and for good reason. It is painfully slow and utterly frustrating. It continually refuses to connect with some sites in particular most of the time and all sites in general at least once or twice a session. Only by repeatedly clicking the re-load button--sometimes up to ten times, does it then decide it will take me to the page, but then

King of the Ranges.

Beelzebublog - May 3, 2008 - 9:07pm

The annual King of the Ranges at Murrurundi kicks off Scone Horse week. Horses, horses, everywhere. I'll post some more photographs through the week. I found myself volunteering in a sulky event, although I thought I was merely putting my hand up for leisurely amble.

A satisfactory day as I did what I set out to do and had fun and was unexpectedly very impressed with the courage, skill,

The chair 'sniffing' incident.

Beelzebublog - April 30, 2008 - 7:49pm

Bwaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahaaa!!!

Made all the funnier by . . . .

I love Australia.

Hot-air. (Balloons)

Beelzebublog - April 27, 2008 - 12:20am

I have the hiccups now, for the third time today. So what is the scientific explanation for getting them thrice, exactly?

I had two completely unrelated ideas today. The first was while I was trying to get a photograph of my house and adjoining paddock. This was so I could upload it and describe why I need a ride-on mower (definitely) a chain-saw, (well not really) a blower-vac (definitely

Earth to earth

Beelzebublog - April 25, 2008 - 10:21am

H e l l o?

Who is it exactly making too much money out of food? Its certainly not the farmers, who across the globe, have been beaten into submission with ever-decreasing margins for their labours. Discouraged to the point of chucking in the towel completely and/or becoming increasingly dependent on off-farm income. It surely couldn't be just transport and handling costs that are taking the

God save teh Queen

Beelzebublog - April 24, 2008 - 8:29am

Howard misses out on Knighthood

Y E S ! There is a God and as it happens, a Queen. Makes me want to... sing-

My country tis of thee
Sweet land of liberty
To thee I sing

dana, dana

er....?
One where our mother's pride
was born in Kingdon's byre,
From every roof-top sing-
God save the king

Yay!
.
Howard's receiving a Knighthood or not (heh) as the case now be, while a meaningless load of

but wait for me.... I've got an idea!

Beelzebublog - April 21, 2008 - 8:37am

Well as I suspected, I've come up with an idea or two post 2020. Or maybe they are criticisms? (And ain't it easy to criticise?) What I think would really have been a good idea for the 2020 summit would to have had two panels, discussing that elephant in the living room-- Industrial Relations and its big brother, Corporatisation.

I would like to see a fundamental change in attitude from large

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Beelzebublog - April 15, 2008 - 9:49pm

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The Work Life

Beelzebublog - April 14, 2008 - 10:23pm

Beryl Pogson was a student of Maurice Nicoll’s, who in turn was a student of Gurdjieff’s firstly and then Ouspensky. Ouspensky was himself originally a student of Gurdjieff’s and then peer and then adversary. They fell out over the God question. Gurdjieff understood, but perhaps slyly, did not spell out, or elucidate (as he liked to say), that it was not possible for man to transform his inner

grit's day

Beelzebublog - April 8, 2008 - 8:27pm

Grit has triplets, Shark, Tiger and Squirrel. They just turned 8. She and Dig, (though mostly Grit), home-school them somewhere in England. She is a very funny woman (and a good writer) who somehow has managed not to murder her brood and run screaming off into the bush woods.

Grit makes me feel glad and guilty simultaneously.

grit's day

Rush hour in orbit

Beelzebublog - April 2, 2008 - 9:58pm

Sitting on the back verandah for the last half an hour, I have seen no fewer than seven satellites, traveling at apparently varying speeds and going in both directions. At one stage, one heading south passed two traveling north. These seemed to be going at different speeds and on different trajectories, as eventually they veered away from each other. I could've sworn one was traveling in fits and starts, but I imagine this is not possible. Read more »

Undoubtedly meaningless synchronicity (strikes again) and a breakthrough in inter-species communication.

Beelzebublog - April 1, 2008 - 4:02pm

I returned Barry Humphries’ Autobiography, My life As Me to the library today and while following the librarian around while she looked for a book I’d asked about, I thought, well there’s not much point standing around like an empty lemonade bottle watching her, and so I absentmindedly scanned along the lines of books. The Essentials for Persuading and Negotiating, (or somesuch), I opened at a random page and read the importance of establishing credibility and thought God, I hate these kind of books. Read more »

Spaghetti Nightmare

Beelzebublog - March 29, 2008 - 1:04pm

I have a 'thing' about leads and cords, I can't stand them and I strongly suspect this loathing is pretty widespread.In this age of miracle and wonder however, they, along with the multitude of rechargers we need for everything from computers, to cameras, to mobiles and toothbrushes seem to be a necessary evil of a hightech age. Read more »

The benefits of blogging

Beelzebublog - March 26, 2008 - 7:10pm

are, that you can delete what you've written, or in this particular case 'save it into drafts', and have it more or less disappear- abracadabra and its gone, more or less. The reason why I'm writing this is because the more astute reader will notice that I have 'disappeared' a number of recent posts relating to those beings, responsible or not, (as the Read more »

Teh 'Pundustry'

Beelzebublog - March 25, 2008 - 6:33pm

In a vain effort to find something I am actually interested in reading on the webs I found this via Arts & Letters Daily. Read more »