An Onymous Lefty

Rudd continues “screw the children of the poor” policies of predecessor

An Onymous Lefty - March 14, 2010 - 9:08am

The Rudd government continues the Howard government’s policy of making it ever more difficult for university students without rich parents to afford tertiary education:

It costs an estimated $20,000 to live away from home in first year, and government support is now uncertain.

The federal government wants to make it harder for students to qualify for the independent youth allowance, and is instead planning to offer poorer and regional students new scholarships worth up to $4000.

However, legislation for student support funding has stalled in the Senate, leaving students like Mr Sandiford with a gaping hole in their budgets. Read more »

Death penalty developments

An Onymous Lefty - March 12, 2010 - 5:36pm

Australia this week strengthened its opposition to the death penalty, the Senate passing the Crimes Legislation Amendment (Torture Prohibition and Death Penalty Abolition) Bill 2009, preventing any State from trying to reintroduce capital punishment.

Which is much better news than that from Taiwan, where a principled minister who refused to execute the inconsistently convicted prisoners on death row was forced to resign by her party. Apparently there’s a way for Taiwan to go before it joins the civilised world and abolishes this barbaric and unjust relic of the past.

One step forward, one step backwards. Read more »

Brumby tries to deflect blame on trains

An Onymous Lefty - March 11, 2010 - 9:15am

Could there be any clearer demonstration of precisely why the State Government refused to take the train network back from private operators? They’re there for one primary reason, and that is, as someone to blame:

Yesterday the Premier was less enthusiastic. ”They need to lift their performance,” he said. ”They have got an agreement with the government and that agreement is set out in writing and I believe they should be meeting it.”

Mr Brumby said Metro had to be given ”a chance to settle in and get on top of the job. But they’ve had, what, four months now and they are not meeting their performance targets.”

You hired them. The buck stops with you. Want more control in order to solve these problems? Take responsibility again. Stop hiding behind private companies.

I hope the travelling public doesn’t buy the deflection. It’s your fault, and your fault alone. Read more »

Surprise protests

An Onymous Lefty - March 10, 2010 - 2:42pm

Quick message to protest organisers: could you please notify people about your protests more than a few days beforehand?

After last week’s late-notice anti-filter rally, an email comes today, Wednesday, that there’s a a rally for marriage equality on Saturday.

I may have railed against non-attendance last time, but honestly. And law of diminishing returns, guys – you have to spread these things out and make sure everyone who’s interested is able to, and has a reason to, attend. This is a protest, not a last minute dash down to the shops for peri sauce. Please – this is an important issue. A poorly-attended rally can actually damage a campaign. Organise it better. Read more »

Will you pay us to lie to you?

An Onymous Lefty - March 9, 2010 - 8:56am

It’s the corporate mindset: if you piss off your customers by treating them like dirt, the solution is to continue treating them like dirt but spend on an expensive advertising campaign to fool them into forgetting about it.

Take the new US plan to encourage tourists wary of the country’s Bush-era hostility towards visitors (you know, where they fingerprint incoming foreigners like criminals) to come and visit again:

  1. Spend $200 million on an advertising campaign pretending that the country wants visitors (rather than just tolerating them as the people who might bring in cash);
  2. Charge said visitors a fee each to pay for it;
  3. Profit!11!

Of course tourists should pay for a program that’s entirely for their benefit: Read more »

As for gay people driving trucks…

An Onymous Lefty - March 8, 2010 - 2:41pm

Tony Abbott on gay people who want equality:

LIZ HAYES: Homosexuality? How do you feel about that?

TONY ABBOTT: I’d probably I feel a bit threatened…

LIZ HAYES: I’m not asking if it’s a personal choice of yours.

TONY ABBOTT: ..as so many people.

LIZ HAYES: When you say ‘threatened’?

TONY ABBOTT: Again, Liz, look, it’s a fact of life and I try to treat people as people and not put them in pigeonholes.

They are pretty scary. I understand some of them are NINJAS. Read more »

More spite from the natural world

An Onymous Lefty - March 7, 2010 - 12:17am

Some think you’ll blame climate change. Others think perhaps it’s secret weather machines being tested BY TEH GOVERNMENT. What’s YOUR explanation for Melbourne’s recent flood of torrential downpours?

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It would be funny if his half-arsed folksy populism came back to bite him

An Onymous Lefty - March 5, 2010 - 5:39pm

I thought it was a bit odd yesterday that the Prime Minister was suggesting that bullying could be tackled by parents of victims simply having it out with the parents of bullies – and, lo and behold, News Ltd has found some “experts” more than happy to slam him for the notion:

Experts yesterday slammed as simplistic Mr Rudd’s suggestion that parents take direct action if a school could not deal with the bullying and warned it could lead to vigilantism.

But many parents yesterday backed Mr Rudd’s commonsense approach to the problem.

Oh, alright, he might well know exactly what he’s doing. He’s just pandering, and the disapprobation of non-parents will only help his cause. Dammit, why does appealing to the lowest common denominator never seriously hurt an Australian politician?

Oh, and News Ltd? One psychologist (particularly that rent-a-quote Carr-Gregg) does not equal “experts”. Read more »

What was so great about federalism, anyway?

An Onymous Lefty - March 3, 2010 - 2:07pm

So the Commonwealth is going to take over 60% of the nation’s public hospital funding. It makes sense, since the shared responsibility ultimately meant no real responsibility, and since the Commonwealth is the body that collects taxation, the states are an unnecessary middle-man in an area like health care provision – although I’m not sure why they’re leaving the other 40% where it is.

Of course, being the ALP, I can’t shake the feeling that there’ll be a sting in the tail when we look at it more closely. For a start, it still appears to lack proper funding for things like dental or mental health – it remains utterly absurd that the poor don’t have access to a dental scheme – and it’s not like the ALP is really going to tackle the fundamental inequities of a two-tier health system.

But it looks like a change in the right direction, at least. Read more »

This is what they do with the money you give them

An Onymous Lefty - March 2, 2010 - 10:18pm

The copyright industry’s really in full-on assault mode at the moment, and the lazy commercial media is giving it an easy ride. You had the Fairfax and News Ltd papers and TV current affairs shows giving Nintendo some marvellous free “piracy is a $1.5 million crime, even the Federal Court agrees” publicity the week before last – misleading lie though it almost certainly was – and then there was this on the front page of News Ltd’s throwaway commuter tabloid, mx, today:

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Jim Wallace misses the point again

An Onymous Lefty - March 1, 2010 - 4:55pm

Awww, the censorship lobby (that unjustifiably claims to represent Christians) is unhappy with the results of the R18 inquiry (submissions closed on Friday):

Gamers have flooded a government inquiry to support the case for an R18+ rating for interactive games, but a Christian group opposed to the change has warned that the strong response was the result of a biased consultation process and that little weight should be attached to the gamers’ submissions.

How not in any way staggeringly arrogant.

Anyway, what “bias”? Read more »

Perhaps they should own the word “snow”

An Onymous Lefty - February 25, 2010 - 8:05pm

Stephen Colbert fights to even vaguely mention that sporting event that’s going on at the moment. You know, the:

Quadrennial cold-weather athletics competition Read more »

Protest priorities

An Onymous Lefty - February 24, 2010 - 4:29pm

According to The Age, 10,000 protesters turned out yesterday to object to something or other the state ALP’s done that’s allegedly “killing live music” in the city. (I believe it’s a diabolical CONE OF SILENCE that descends every night at 1am.) Apparently, a lot of progressive people were there – along with some opportunistic Liberal Party MPs whose participation apparently wasn’t enough to make anyone think twice.

And disturbingly, that’s quite a few more than attended the last rally for marriage equality in November. Read more »

Never fails

An Onymous Lefty - February 23, 2010 - 1:48pm

Is it my money or my civil liberties you’re after this time, Kev?

Australia under threat from enemy within: Rudd

Don’t worry, you know I’m a total sucker for scare campaigns. Whatever you need, as long as you tell me vaguely and non-bindingly that it’ll make me slightly safer, you can have it.

If something doesn’t happen, then it just proves you needed whatever it was. If something does, then it just proves you need MORE of whatever it was. I understand. Read more »

Might the confused “Tea Party” lot actually achieve something positive?

An Onymous Lefty - February 22, 2010 - 8:57am

I wonder… say the American “Tea Party” movement did have some real numbers to it, and they’re telling the truth when they say they don’t support the Republican Party either, and if the voters they chip away from the Republicans were to give more and more elections to Democrats, then might their existence be enough to make the Republicans finally support preference voting? If the Republicans look at their base slipping away, and those votes going to “Tea Party” candidates and no further, and the Democrats benefiting from the division, might they finally be persuaded that preference voting is a good thing for democracy? Because it’s temporarily in their interests?

Do they love the cosy little duopoly they’ve got with the Democrats more than they love retaining their seats?

Remember, a situation like the above is why we introduced preference voting in Australia. Read more »

Covering up for dodgy restaurants

An Onymous Lefty - February 20, 2010 - 8:09pm

It’s always struck me as ridiculous that information about which restaurants have failed recent health inspections is suppressed in Victoria. We name and shame people convicted of criminal offences – isn’t it even more important that we know which businesses are happy to put our health in danger?

Brisbane City Council is at least introducing such a scheme, although it’s only voluntary. It’s ridiculous that there’s not even a proposal to do that here.

Seriously, why should authorities be covering up for dodgy eateries? Read more »

Meaningless distinction

An Onymous Lefty - February 17, 2010 - 7:00am

Stephen Conroy, asked why the Government’s $250 million bribe to TV networks that was supposed to “encourage local content” had no such conditions attached to it:

Quizzed on why conditions were not attached, Senator Conroy cited Australia’s obligations under the free trade agreement it has with the United States.

He indicated the government’s objective had been to protect existing Australian content rather than to boost it.

Um, what? That’s a spectacularly bullshit answer. Please tell us, Stephen, what the meaningful distinction is between those two in your mind, and why the FTA insists on the former rather than the latter. And also, while we’re there, how the lack of conditions satisfies EITHER of those objectives.

Name a minister in the current government worse than Stephen Conroy. I can’t think of one. Read more »

Dobber preparing to waste police time to spite political opponents

An Onymous Lefty - February 15, 2010 - 10:30am

Saw an interesting tweet from some old News Ltd hack yesterday, in which she seemed to make some kind of threats to people on the internet who would dare discuss issues of copyright and piracy:

@overingtonc so, vibrant, creative media companies are going after individual losers who steal their products. thinking of who to dob in (drums fingers)

@overingtonc How To Catch A Thief (Part Two). You wouldn’t want to have references to bit-torrents in your blog history these days, would you? #$1.5m

Ignoring the absurdity of the last part – bit-torrent is a perfectly legal file transfer technology, and discussing it is not a crime – it’s a nice little effort at intimidation for those who would dare argue against corporate misuse of copyright, isn’t it? Read more »

Australia to Conroy: stop using “but China does it” as an argument

An Onymous Lefty - February 11, 2010 - 1:53pm

Senator Conroy reckons that if Google was able to censor the internet for the Chinese, it can do it for him:

“What we’re saying is, well in Australia, these are our laws and we’d like you to apply our laws,” Conroy said. “Google at the moment filters an enormous amount of material on behalf of the Chinese government; they filter an enormous amount of material on behalf of the Thai government.”

You can do it for other repressive governments, why not us? Why won’t you help us make the internet like the Chinese or Thai internet?

Google says no:

Google Australia’s head of policy, Iarla Flynn, said the company had a bias in favour of freedom of expression in everything it did and Conroy’s comparisons between how Australia and China deal with access to information were not “helpful or relevant”. Read more »

Tele pining for the 1950s

An Onymous Lefty - February 10, 2010 - 3:42pm

Bold headline in the Daily Telegraph:

Women were much better off in the 1950s

WOMEN with working husbands are tied to the sink by a welfare system hampering job hunting.

Since when does “women with working husbands” equal “women” in general?

Anyway, I’m not convinced that the two arguments the Tele offers in support of that assertion – even as it applies to the smaller group in question – are sufficient to justify it:

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  • women “have less help from the Federal Government’s job-seeking services now than in the 1950s”; and

Huge, unjustifiable rebates paid by government to the companies that broadcast the news; decision praised by media

An Onymous Lefty - February 8, 2010 - 3:32pm

As Crikey says, it’s just an ugly bribe:

The PM, who has never met a media outlet he disliked (that includes The Australian, which made him Man of The Year), listens attentively and agrees with his former boss saying “Yes, commercial TV is doing it tough remaining on air and keeping to their licence restrictions to provide 55% Australian content between 6am and midnight. So here’s a rebate of all those nasty licence fees we are charging you.”

The three commercial networks, Seven, Nine and Ten, went weak at the knees in congratulating the Government for its decision yesterday.

Yet another reason to put the major parties further down your ballot.

ELSEWHERE: In the wake of the iiNet decision, the companies are considering whether to appeal, or to lobby for further “copyright reform“. Read more »

We don’t really care what you do to them

An Onymous Lefty - February 8, 2010 - 8:55am

If you’re a ruthless, amoral corporation looking to make a fairly easy buck off other people’s suffering, you can’t go past running prisons.

The recipients of the services you provide – prisoners – are the most hated and least sympathetic characters in society, so very few really care how badly you treat them. Okay, when you kill them through negligence there’ll be some adverse findings that’ll be embarrassing for your company, but the decision-makers won’t really care. Their masters, the public, choose to believe the absurd lie that you’re treating prisoners to some kind of luxurious holiday accommodation (at taxpayers’ expense!!11!), despite the fact that makes no sense on any level, and many of them quietly applaud abuse. (They certainly won’t vote against a government for being too “tough on criminals”.) Read more »

Mr 1.8% wants to gag 7.8%

An Onymous Lefty - February 4, 2010 - 2:49pm

Senator Fielding wants Parliament to gag the Greens when the US President comes to visit later this year.

House of Representatives votes received by Family First cf Australian Greens in 2004: 235,315 vs 841,734.
Total Senate votes received by Family First cf Australian Greens in 2004: 210,567 vs 916,431.

Total House of Representatives votes received by Family First cf Australian Greens in 2007: 246,798 vs 967,789.
Total Senate votes received by Family First cv Australian Greens in 2007: 204,788 vs 1,144,751.

Dear Steve – why do you hate Australian democracy so much? (Apart from the fact that it hates you, obviously.) Read more »

Stephen Conroy puts his filter in context

An Onymous Lefty - February 3, 2010 - 9:54pm

Stephen Conroy, writing in today’s Crikey:

Keane’s speculation of whether Google will comply with the laws of the Australian Government is interesting, however it should be noted that Google has operated within the Chinese regime for many years. It also abides by the laws in Thailand requiring it to filter from its search results any criticism of the Thai king…

The filter will be fine because Google is quite capable of adapting to repressive censorship regimes like the one Conroy is proposing.

Well, I’m sold. Read more »

Mike: Don’t underestimate our viewers Brian. Brian: I’ve built a career on it, mate.

An Onymous Lefty - February 3, 2010 - 3:33pm

Following this typical shamelessly dishonest story on Nine’s A Current Affair last night – in which they got a video of someone auditioning to be “The Stig” on their own network, and then pretended it was a “hoon” they needed the public’s help to “catch” – I think it’s about time that the ABC broadcast Frontline again.

For a little while in the early 1990s, the current affair shows were shamed into almost reporting current affairs – but they’ve long since gone back to their old cheap tricks. I think they need to be mocked for them again. Read more »

Bit harsh to judge a country by its fringe groups, isn’t it?

An Onymous Lefty - February 1, 2010 - 11:48am

Indian magazine Outlook asks:

You might wonder where they get that idea from, until you read the article and realise they’re talking primarily to neo-Nazis and right-wing racists from fringe groups Australia First and One Nation. Seriously, Jim Salaem and Bob Vinnicombe the only political representatives – sorry, participants: neither actually has enough support to have a seat in parliament – whose views were sought?

I suspect that’s a sadder indictment on Outlook than it is on Australia. Read more »

Problem grows

An Onymous Lefty - January 30, 2010 - 7:11pm

More depressing economic developments:

The central bank will almost certainly raise the official interest rate next week

Okay, so it’s good news for:

  • investors (who’ll have less competition from homebuyers and who will be able to promptly pass the rate rise on to their tenants);
  • the rich; and
  • people who prey on social unrest.

But it’s very bad news for:

  • homeowners with mortgages (whose repayments will rise);
  • renters (whose rents will rise);
  • those who’d like to buy a house to live in (who will be even less able to compete with investors);
  • parents (who want their adult offspring to finally move out); and
  • the community as a whole, which benefits from the existence of a healthy middle-class.

Another step widening the gap between rich and poor. Well done, Australia. Read more »

What the Classification Board has taught me #1

An Onymous Lefty - January 30, 2010 - 10:59am

This week, the Classification Board has taught me two useful pieces of information:

  • female ejaculation – as opposed to male ejaculation – is an “abhorent” perversion; and
  • adult women who don’t have large breasts aren’t real adult women.

Women with “small” breasts may previously have thought they were entitled to be treated as adults, drink, vote, have sex, etc – well, now they know. As for “female ejaculation” and other matters related to the so-called “female orgasm” – well, I’ve never experienced it AND NEITHER HAS MY WIFE.

What other taxpayer-funded government body would have the balls to impart such controversial social pronouncements so openly, for the good of the nation’s moral health? Whatever we’re paying them, it isn’t enough. Read more »

Actually Julie, Tony, I’d encourage my daughters to make their own decisions

An Onymous Lefty - January 29, 2010 - 5:26pm

Some odd person, prompted by my criticism of Tony Abbott’s fifteen-century understanding of women and sex, has been going round to other blogs making comments in my name (and with a weird email address that looks like it could be mine but isn’t):

Jeremy (wjs@hotmail.com)- If I had daughters I’d tell them to shag at will.

Apparently, according to Julie Bishop and George Brandis, parents “understand” Tony Abbott’s views because they don’t think their daughters should be having sex either. They are incapable of reconciling the idea of them as independent adults with the same rights as their parents had, with the fact that it’s disturbing to think of a relative having sex. Read more »

Sophisticated reviewing

An Onymous Lefty - January 28, 2010 - 12:13pm

News.com.au headlines with Apple’s new iPad:

“Good or bad”? Read more »

Celebrating the blessings we were lucky enough to inherit

An Onymous Lefty - January 26, 2010 - 9:51am

Like you, I’m a huge fan of Australia Day. When better to celebrate our nation’s restrained approach to “patriotism” and “nationalism”? Of all the nations on Earth, we’re one of the absolute best at recognising how stupid and insular it is to blandly declare that your nation is one of the absolute best on Earth. Read more »

What’s a woman worth without her virginity?

An Onymous Lefty - January 25, 2010 - 3:23pm

Less, says Tony Abbott:

TONY Abbott urges women to save their virginity for marriage and reveals mixed feelings about contraception in a new interview [with the Women's Weekly].

Mr Abbott is also asked about whether he expects his own daughters to remain virgins until they are married and says all women should regard their virginity as “a gift” that should not be given lightly.

Well, of course. What man doesn’t respect a woman more if he’s the one to “deflower” her? The problem is, you only get to do it once, and then, you know. She’s already given you that “gift”. What else does she have to offer? Probably best to send her off to a nunnery and find another one.

And here I was worried that ludicrously offensive sexual double-standards were on the way out. Three cheers to Tony for publicly reviving them. I’m sure the readers of the Women’s Weekly can’t wait to thank him at the ballot box. Read more »

They won’t pick up bombs, but they will pick up happy nudists

An Onymous Lefty - January 23, 2010 - 9:31am

Okay, so the new full-body airport scanners are intrusive, and it turns out that they don’t actually pick up bombs, but look at the bright side. It’s making the nudists very happy:

Polls regularly show that about one in five North Americans have skinny-dipped in mixed company already. So if travelers just think of the screen as a virtual skinny dip, something regarded as American as apple pie since before Norman Rockwell, everyone wins in the name of better air travel security. And as an added bonus, you can add the experience to your ‘bucket list’ as a virtual dipping of one’s toe into taking a Nakation – that’s a nudist vacation!

Happy nudists. There’s something you don’t see every day. Read more »

I want the truth!

An Onymous Lefty - January 21, 2010 - 12:44pm

Whilst we’re acting all surprised that American voters could turn on the Democrats only a year after turning on the Republicans – BUT THEY BROUGHT CHANGE!!11!! – look at the way the current Democrat administration is helping cover up the extremely suspicious Guantanamo “suicides” from 2006: Read more »

I guess it’s all about priorities

An Onymous Lefty - January 21, 2010 - 10:08am

Two things cheaper than Myki:

A LOT cheaper. Read more »

Memo to acronym nazis

An Onymous Lefty - January 20, 2010 - 3:25pm

It’s a machine called an “ATM”. Consequently, it’s an “ATM machine”. What kind of number is this? A “PIN”? Ah, a “PIN number”.

I’m afraid the common usage is perfectly correct. Hate to disappoint you, you arrogant twits.

ON OTHER ISSUES: Who the hell came up with multi-lane roundabouts? What were they thinking? Read more »

Cognitive dissonance

An Onymous Lefty - January 19, 2010 - 2:15pm

If you’ll indulge me a moment, I’d like to discuss two prominent examples of cognitive dissonance in relation to two ongoing debates – opposition to “sustainable living” as a concept, and hostility towards treating drug use as a health problem.

It’s always seemed a bit odd to me that anyone could seriously oppose the idea of people living as “sustainably” as possible. The opposite of “sustainable”, obviously, is “unsustainable” – and the point of something being “unsustainable” is that you cannot keep doing it indefinitely. No-one, least of all the “however I like” crowd, is advocating a style of living that they believe is doomed. Read more »

But I’m one of YOU!

An Onymous Lefty - March 13, 2010 - 7:51pm

A Liverpool man has been wrongly accused by vigilantes of being one of the then-boys who brutally murdered toddler James Bulger in 1993, and is receiving death threats.

Does he blame the insane mob that’s harassing him despite being told by authorities that the man they think he is is in custody?

Nup.

He blames the man they’re assuming him to be. Why won’t the real Venables come forward so that the mob can direct their death threats properly? Even seeing the pitchforks coming for him hasn’t made Mr Calvert think twice about pitchfork justice. You’d think that being on the receiving end of the mob’s ire might have taught him something about the stupidity and injustice of the way it operates – but no, he really just wants to join it.

There’s a useful life lesson completely missed. Read more »

Helping the poor is just what Satan wants us to do!

An Onymous Lefty - March 12, 2010 - 11:28am

American rightwingers have long been hostile to the “we should help the poor” parts of the Gospels – this week they’ve taken that attack to extremes:

Yesterday, [Glenn] Beck told his radio listeners to “look for the words ’social justice’ or ‘economic justice’ on your church Web site. … If you find [them], run as fast as you can. … They are code words. Now, am I advising people to leave their church? Yes!”

That includes the Roman Catholic Church.

And more:

Glenn Beck continued his attack on “social justice” today, arguing that it entails “a perversion of the gospel” and is “not what Jesus would say”

I would love to see what’s in Glenn’s copy of, say, Mathew 25. Read more »

The only people it’ll affect are the poor and hopeless, and who cares about them?

An Onymous Lefty - March 10, 2010 - 10:39pm

Andy Blume runs afoul of Sheriff’s Office incompetence, after they set a date for fines to be paid without the obscene add-on costs the various agencies add, and then utterly fail to adequately staff the line so people can have a reasonable chance to take part in the arrangement –

So, wanting to find out if I did actually have any unpaid fines outstanding, the nature of such and if I could take advantage of the waiver offer, I called the number.

Constantly. For two days straight.

Each time I was told by some pre-recorded [person] to [go away] as they were no longer accepting telephone calls regarding the matter. The only option available was to leave a message on their voicemail service and request a call back – however there was no actual guarantee that you’d receive a follow-up before the fee waiver period ended. If that wasn’t appropriate to your situation, the only other option was to [go away] and work out your options on your own. Read more »

Suffrage for prisoners; News Ltd’s Anti-Green Smear Campaign 2010 gets underway

An Onymous Lefty - March 9, 2010 - 10:00pm

Prisoners are as affected by government decisions as anyone else, and yet many of them are denied a vote. In fact it would have been all of them, if the previous government had had its way – but a successful High Court challenge restored the vote to those with fewer than three years to release, ie those who would be free people within the term of the next government.

But there’s no sensible reason for denying any of them suffrage, other than spite – the punishment of imprisonment is the loss of a person’s freedom, not the loss of their basic human rights – which include food, water, shelter, and a say in the people who will rule over them. If our aim is rehabilitation – which, if we’re interested in reducing crime, it bloody well should be – it’s entirely counter productive, in fact, to separate prisoners from all sense of responsibility towards or connection with the wider community. Read more »

Employers’ Day

An Onymous Lefty - March 8, 2010 - 8:29pm

Victorians and Tasmanians got a day off work today, the lazy buggers, for one of the nation’s most shamelessly partisan and unfair traditions: Labor Day. You’ll notice that we conservatives don’t have a Liberal Day, or a National Day, or a Conservative Day. How unfair is that?

Well, I propose that this shameless bias in our public institutions be remedied. When the Liberal Party next wins office (I’m told by various well-informed sources in the opinion pages of Melbourne’s tabloid of record that it’ll be this year, because 2007 was an accident and Kevin Rudds’ is definitely going to be a one-term government), we’re going to introduce Employers’ Day. A day to celebrate all the fine work employers’ groups have done in fighting against workers’ “rights” and in squeezing every ounce of productivity out of those parasitical leeches for the least possible money. Read more »

The thread to discuss polygamy

An Onymous Lefty - March 7, 2010 - 9:00pm

Apparently some people are so interested in the topic of polygamy that they want to fill every gay marriage thread with discussion of it. Despite this – and in obviously stark contrast to the issue of gay marriage, which has reached the legislation in parliament stage – I’m yet to see anyone put forward a specific proposal for polygamy that we can evaluate on its merits.

I personally have no strong view either way. If it could work without oppressing women or making a mess of consent – if there’s a solution to problems like how to manage adding or divorcing partners from some or all parts of the union when the different other participants don’t agree (and I haven’t seen one), and if there weren’t any other obvious problems of which I haven’t yet thought – then I probably wouldn’t oppose it. I’m open to persuasion, if a good case can be made. But I can’t support the vague notion in the absence of a workable proposal, obviously. Read more »

“Parliamentary Trickery”

An Onymous Lefty - March 6, 2010 - 9:26pm

Whenever an American talks about their great project of spreading democracy around the world, remember that this is what they have in mind.

The decision by the US Democrats to simply put the healthcare bill to a majority vote has been greeted by republicans and their media allies as “parliamentary trickery”, and the President has been condemned for “jamming the bill down Americans’ throats”. None of that makes any sense – “reconciliation”, the measure by which the Senate can stop a minority of senators filibustering indefinitely to stop the majority of representatives passing legislation, is entirely democratic. The filibuster is a “parliamentary trick”, not the measure that overrides it and restores democracy. And the Republicans have never been afraid to use it before themselves. Read more »

Corporate bullsh1t translated #1

An Onymous Lefty - March 3, 2010 - 5:34pm

Recent correspondence from the Commonwealth Bank:

Exciting changes are happening to your credit card in August 2010.

Dear Mr Sear,

Good news. Your credit card is being updated. From 26 August 2010 your card will be changed to our popular Low Fee credit card, which will be even better for your everyday use.

Translation: We’ll be charging you an annual fee on the card now.

Recent correspondence from nib:

Dear Mr Sear,

Your new premium.

At nib we regularly review our products to make sure they continue to provide the level of cover and benefits our customers need. This review also takes into account the pricing of each product to make usre they remain competitive and provide value for money.

Translation: We’re raising your premium by 10%.

They really are very good at implying the exact opposite of what they’re technically telling you, aren’t they?

UPDATE: Via Northern Exposure in the comments: Read more »

Predictable

An Onymous Lefty - March 3, 2010 - 9:23am

Retailer offends national patriotic sensibilities by applying to open on ANZAC day.

Everyone else leaps to use the incident to bignote themselves – politicians compete to condemn it the most, competing retailers say they’d never consider doing something like that (although if the retailer had gotten away with it without too much comment, you can bet they’d have all done the same), and the RSL gets to sound relevant for a few moments.

Retailer backs off.

It’s a slow news week. Read more »

Probably isn’t helped by stopping to write a post about it

An Onymous Lefty - March 2, 2010 - 8:23am

Quick question: you know that phenomenon when you’re in a rush and everything around you decides to take longer than usual, when every object insists on falling over or refusing to work – when physics itself has turned against you? There should be a word for that. Any ideas? Read more »

Facebook-wielding mobs

An Onymous Lefty - February 25, 2010 - 11:42am

Wondering what a torch-wielding mob looks like? Check out these facebook hate-pages dedicated to venting against the apparently intellectually disabled man accused of the murder of an eight-year old Queensland girl named Trinity Bates.

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I shall call him… mini-me.

An Onymous Lefty - February 24, 2010 - 4:16pm

Seriously, what does Ms Deveny expect people to do?

Why do (don’t go there) most children(don’t go there) still end up with (don’t go there, don’t go there, don’t go there!) their father’s surname?

Probably because no-one’s come up with a functional alternative.

Unless every child is to have a different family name (which kind of defeats the point of having a “family name” in the first place), then how do you resolve this? You’ve got to pick one of them, don’t you? Hyphenated names become ridiculously unwieldy after one generation. Using the mother’s name is just as problematic as using the father’s name – only with the added factor of causing confusion to the many, many entities in society that insist on traditional naming conventions. Read more »

ACTA – parasites working in secret (seriously) with governments to further change copyright laws in their favour

An Onymous Lefty - February 22, 2010 - 11:30am

At a time when it is becoming increasingly obvious that the copyright lobby that claims to serve creators actually serves no-one but its parasitical self – check out this story in The Australian today about how the Copyright Agency Limited gives itself more of what it takes than it gives to authors – there’s only one thing that can be said about any politician or government that signs us up to a corrupt corporate undemocratic anti-creativity treaty like ACTA – they represent corporate interests, not those of the public. Consider the details that were leaked – (they had to be leaked: we’re not entitled to know about this stuff until its too late, in the mindset of the people behind ACTA) today: Read more »

Oi! You dented my horse!

An Onymous Lefty - February 21, 2010 - 9:50am

Film of London in 1903, featuring horse and cart traffic jams, via How To Be A Retronaut. (They’ve got pages of this awesome stuff, including a 1927 tour of London in colour.)


At 3:55, something spells doom for the scene.

I don’t usually do this sort of link post, but it’s Sunday, and HTBAR is worth adding to your RSS reader. (Another two consistently amazing photo sites worth checking out, if you haven’t seen them before, are English Russia and Dark Roasted Blend.) Read more »

Some people

An Onymous Lefty - February 18, 2010 - 5:09pm

If there’s anything more astounding than a candidate for high office blandly declaring that “the poor will always be with us” as an excuse for government not bothering to try to reduce homelessness, it’s people trying to defend it:

But I ask this question – to what end are we building more public housing?

Close reading of the report shows that only 1 in 8 of those classified as “homeless” are sleeping rough in parks and under bridges – most are either living in hostels, or renting where they do not have security of tenure.

And

But is it true that some homeless people are homeless by choice? A little lazy googling shows that some may be. Read more »

Maybe workers will have changed their minds about us taking away their rights again

An Onymous Lefty - February 16, 2010 - 11:10pm

Isn’t Tony Abbott nice? I’d been hoping for a repeat of the 2007 election result (at least in terms of ALP vs Liberals), but was worried the conservatives might try a different argument this time around.

Turns out they won’t.

I wonder why Tony thinks they lost the last one.

Also – using the Bible to justify inaction on homelessness? Classy! (Literally.) Read more »

The most meaningful day to express your love is the day everyone else is doing the same

An Onymous Lefty - February 12, 2010 - 1:55pm

This blog has been going now for almost 6 years (including the blogspot iterations), and I’ve never once mentioned “Valentine’s Day”. Even disregarding the commercial orgy that it is for a moment, I’m a bit of a cynic about the fundamental basis of it – the idea of a specific day for celebrating “romance” as a concept, rather than the actual person you love. Wouldn’t her birthday be a better day for celebrating her as an individual? Do you love her, or do you love loving her? Read more »

That’s a lot of gold coins

An Onymous Lefty - February 11, 2010 - 12:20pm

$1.5 million for pirating a single videogame?

And that was an out of court settlement. God knows what his lawyers told him he was at risk of the court ordering.

How does that in any way fit with the criminal sentencing scale? Parliament understands that a crime against a corporation is not actually more serious than a crime against a human being, right?

(Also, loved the bizarre attempt by Nintendo to use this incident to try to justify regularly releasing products here late – or never releasing them at all. Which they’ve been doing for years.)

UPDATE: Kotaku thinks there’s something fishy about the matter. Read more »

He gets that 18-21 year olds vote, right?

An Onymous Lefty - February 9, 2010 - 2:28pm

I’m not sure I get the electoral calculus involved in this candid revelation:

While being grilled by a roomful of young Australians on ABC Television’s Q&A program last night Mr Rudd was asked if he would like to raise the legal drinking age to 21.

“Of course,” was Mr Rudd’s laughing reply.

Okay, there are more over 21 voters than under 21 voters, but the under 21s are voting for the first time. Kevin, do you really want to get them used to voting for your opponents? Read more »

Restore, Restart, Quit?

An Onymous Lefty - February 8, 2010 - 12:49pm

Those readers who are somewhat interested in those modern interactive media the under forties are into – I believe they’re known as “videogames” – might find something of value in Restore, Restart, Quit, a podcast/blog I’m doing with a Sydney programmer named Rohan Harris. The most recent episode, with Ben Mansill of Byteside, PC PowerPlay and – in its early days – Hyper, is here. Read more »

Copyright vs cultural references – Men at Work punished for two bars in hit song

An Onymous Lefty - February 5, 2010 - 2:15pm

What the Kookaburra vs Down Under case reveals about copyright in Australia:

  1. Copyright terms are absurdly long;
  2. Copyright law is used to stifle creativity against the public interest;
  3. There’s presently insufficient protection for homages or references in music.

Regarding the first – this is a 2007 case about a 1981 song that referenced TWO BARS of a 1934 round. This is absurd. What possible commercial right should the publishers of a 1934 song have had in 2007? Why should Australian legislation, passed by Australian governments supposedly representing the public interest, grant a corporation a monopoly to control a popular folk song almost fifty years after it was written? Read more »

AFACT iiF*cked

An Onymous Lefty - February 4, 2010 - 1:17pm

Finally, some good news in the war against oppressive copyright prosecution:

INTERNET service provider iiNet has won a major legal battle over whether it should be held responsible for its customers downloading content illegally.

The case, against the Australian Federation Against Copyright Theft, could have had major implications for the way internet providers police their users.

If AFACT had won, providers would likely have been forced to penalise or disconnect users who illegally downloaded copyrighted material such as movies and songs.

However Federal Court judge Justice Dennis Cowdroy today found iiNet was not responsible for the infringements of its users.

I know! Common sense in a major copyright case! I’m as surprised as you are. Read more »

If they weren’t trying to break up other people’s marriages, you’d feel bad for them

An Onymous Lefty - February 3, 2010 - 3:53pm

The lawyers arguing in favour of “Proposition 8″, stripping gay couples of the right to marry in California, have been asked an unfairly tough question:

THE COURT: I’m asking you to tell me how it would harm opposite-sex marriages…
MR COOPER: Your Honor, my answer is: I don’t know.

Ouch. More embarrassing excerpts here.

You’d feel sorry for them, if what they were trying to do wasn’t so repulsively nasty.

ELSEWHERE: The military might go ahead and get rid of “don’t ask don’t tell” ahead of Congress. Yes, that’s the US military, less idiotically conservative than US politicians. Read more »

SA poll: after voting 1 Greens, how do you preference between the two appalling majors?

An Onymous Lefty - February 3, 2010 - 7:24am

I have a mate, a progressive mate, who lives in South Australia. He’s been outraged by the Rann government’s efforts to gag political debate, change electoral advertising laws to make it harder for small parties, and – of course – the efforts of the state Attorney-General Michael Atkinson to block a sensible R18 rating for interactive media nationwide, no matter how many 15 year olds treated as adults are put at risk by his arrogant intransigence on the issue. Read more »

Safe, and naked

An Onymous Lefty - February 1, 2010 - 11:00am

That’s weird. Even after it was revealed that the full body scanners don’t really work (depending on whether you think they’re there to pick up dangerous objects or to just give operators a good old perve), Australia now announces that we’re bringing the things here:

AUSTRALIAN airline passengers face tougher security screening – including possible full-body scans on US flights – in a $400 million-plus strategy to tackle terrorism…

The roll-out of full-body scanners would take place at a small number of international airports – most likely Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane – and be used for flights to the US.

Oh, “terrorism”. Is there nothing we cannot justify by mentioning you? Read more »

Kinglake, Australia Day 2010

An Onymous Lefty - January 30, 2010 - 5:08pm

Kinglake on Tuesday, almost a year after the fires:

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When spite is also expensive

An Onymous Lefty - January 29, 2010 - 11:38pm

Responding the news that the gay marriage ban costs Australia $700 million (a year, I guess), a twitter user asks:

Oh this is a tough one… Does the government hate gays more than they love money??

The answer, of course, is “yes”. Yes, the government “hates” gays more than they love money.

Or, more precisely – they love bigot votes more than they fear losing greedy votes, which they secure in other ways.

It’s a pity, really, because there are actually more non-bigot votes out there, if anyone other than the Greens would care to represent them. Read more »

Some democracy

An Onymous Lefty - January 28, 2010 - 5:08pm

What’s the point of voting for an alternative to the Republican Party if they’re just going to give the Republicans what they want anyway?

President Obama will call for a three-year freeze in spending on many domestic programs, and for increases no greater than inflation after that, an initiative intended to signal his seriousness about cutting the budget deficit, administration officials said Monday.

Oh no! Some independent voters in Massachusetts voted against a bad Democrat candidate! Quick, we must abandon all our ACTUAL voters and give in even further to our opponents!

Madness. It’s getting to the point, since the Democrats would rather pander to the Republicans than their own voters, where American liberals might as well vote for a third party. Do they really enjoy being taken for granted this much? Read more »

Solutions offered

An Onymous Lefty - January 27, 2010 - 3:29pm

I’ve heard it said, unfairly, that political blogging is solely about making empty but vicious criticisms of the people who have to make hard decisions, offering nothing positive or constructive in return. I mean, it’s mostly about that, but not today.

Because I’ve got some solutions to the housing unaffordability crisis. Since letting the market completely off the leash (compounded by badly-targeted government handouts) has condemned most of the generations from here on in to permanent renter status, how about we make up for it by giving tenants some more protections?

I suggest:

  • Giving renters more security – make it more difficult for landlords to kick tenants out when they feel like it;
  • Giving renters more rights to make changes to their homes – fixtures, etc; and
  • Capping rent increases at CPI.

I’d also advocate taxing landlords’ income – ie, capital gains – at the same rate as ordinary taxpayers. Half is not even close to fair. Read more »

Nice try

An Onymous Lefty - January 25, 2010 - 8:29pm

A suit from the Retailers’ Association attempts to out-Aussie those “chucking a sickie” today:

The Retailers Association said those who falsely claimed illness were “un-Australian bums”…

“Those staff who throw a sickie to selfishly score themselves a four-day weekend have no concept of mateship and the Australian way of not leaving your mates to do your heavy lifting for you, while you slink off to the beach or the pub,” said Mr Driscoll in a statement.

“Many workplaces around Australia will experience some of their staff who have just disappeared, thrown rosters into chaos and at the end of it all left their workmates to have to work harder tending cash registers, filling the shelves or waiting on the tables.

“If they turn their backs on their mates they are bums.” Read more »

Don’t worry – I’m sure they’ll use this power for the betterment of mankind

An Onymous Lefty - January 25, 2010 - 8:59am

You heard that the US Supreme Court last week overturned limits on corporations using their own money to support or oppose candidates for public office?

By 5-4 vote, the court overturned federal laws, in effect for decades, that prevented corporations from using their profits to buy political campaign ads. The decision, which almost certainly will also allow labor unions to participate more freely in campaigns, threatens similar limits imposed by 24 states.

It leaves in place a ban prohibiting corporations and unions from directly contributing funds to candidates for any use.

Some of the present politicians made a bit of noise about countering the ruling, although with little hope:

President Barack Obama said that the decision gives ‘a green light to a new stampede of special interest money in our politics.’ The president pledged to work with Congress to ‘develop a forceful response’ to the court’s ruling. Read more »

Young people today, eh?

An Onymous Lefty - January 22, 2010 - 12:37pm

Ah yes – younger Australians, already badly screwed over on housing, should now further contribute to the boomers’ hold on the nation’s wealth by funding their tax cuts.

I love it when older people complain about the young having it too easy. Read more »

Old Establishment party pretending to be “outsiders”

An Onymous Lefty - January 21, 2010 - 10:23am

A year is a long time in politics:

“What happened here in Massachusetts can happen all over America,” Senator Brown told a cheering crowd after his win. “I hope [Washington] is paying attention because tonight the independent voice of Massachusetts has spoken.”

“Independent”? Of What? In what conceivable way are the Republicans “independent”? Of Washington? Of corporate influence? Of having been in government when the financial crisis occurred?

Was that a “cheering” crowd, or were they laughing uproariously at his chutzpah? Read more »

It’s what Jesus would’ve wanted

An Onymous Lefty - January 20, 2010 - 4:55pm

If I remember my New Testament properly – and I’ve got inspirational gospel versus tattooed on the inside of my eyelids – I have no doubt whatsoever that Jesus would’ve been a big fan of putting bible references on guns and then going overseas and shooting unbelievers with them. What US military commanders refer to as “spiritually transformed firearms of Jesus Christ.”


And the LORD said unto them “PUT YOUR BLOODY HANDS UP! NOW! And they did comply.”

As Trijicon says - Read more »

Man, you completely capitulate to your opponents and the voters prefer them anyway!

An Onymous Lefty - January 20, 2010 - 3:07pm

So, the Democrats have lost their filibuster-proof “supermajority” in the US Senate.

Even accepting an absurd system where one single senator can thwart the will of the majority simply by waffling on indefinitely, it’s not really as devastating a defeat for progressives as it initially looks. First, the Democrats’ current healthcare proposals are a complete cop-out anyway, and in some ways even worse for the poor than the status quo, so big deal if they’re defeated.


Oh, come on! We were almost as Republican as them! Read more »