Undead Files

Elmer Fudd and truncheon pulling

Undead Files - May 16, 2008 - 12:44pm

Paul 'Elmer Fudd' Omodei is still fighting. He now has no shadow cabinet position and no seat yet he still wants to be around.

Now he is launching an audacious bid to stay in Parliament. He may challenge The Sniff for the leadership.

If somehow he pulls it off, the Libs will have to find Elmer a safe seat. Given that the number of seats in Paul's South West Region have been drastically reduced, it will be hard finding one.

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Bob to Kev: F&@K OFF

Undead Files - May 15, 2008 - 6:55pm

Battling Bob has gone the right way in establishing himself as a credible independent candidate by saying 'no thanks' to the bruvvers at the CFMEU. Seems he took my sage advice.

Bob said: Read more »

Sharks are circling

Undead Files - May 14, 2008 - 4:28pm

There has been a great deal of excitement around these parts over a shark attack in Albany. Read more »

The Good Ol Days

Undead Files - May 10, 2008 - 2:58am

Back when I was alive and firmly ensconced in the 50s and 60s, times were much simpler and women knew their place.

Sadly in this modern times women want equal pay. At least Mark Wooden got it right the other day, if you want equality, then get off your lazy arses and work for it. Read more »

A rather good photograph

Undead Files - May 6, 2008 - 1:01am

Take a gander at this:WOW. Apparently this a photo of the 3,550-foot Chaiten volcano in Southern Chile erupting with a lightning strike thrown in. The high friction and static gathering properties of a lot of ash, dust and heat causes a large build up of charge in the clouds above the eruption.1500 people had to be evacuated when the eruptions started. Read more »

Perth Portions

Undead Files - April 24, 2008 - 2:58am

Just a quick pointless catchup1. Stokes failed in his bid to wrangle the West. The editor is now back on the loose. God help us all Read more »

Democracy

Undead Files - April 21, 2008 - 12:51am

There has been quite a bit of nay saying and whining about the 2020 Summit from both right and left. Read more »

Independents Day

Undead Files - April 18, 2008 - 11:14pm

Lou Magro also not being 'ethnic'Well. Well. Well. Read more »

Mummy!!

Undead Files - April 17, 2008 - 2:51am

The headline on SMH says it all.

One-stop shop for mums

Hooray! Finally a place I can trade in my old used Mum for a brand new one. Read more »

A suggestion for Mr Howard

Undead Files - April 7, 2008 - 10:59pm

Well what good news for the ex-PM. A prestigious gong, the United States' PNC Financial Services Group Common Wealth Award for Government, has been awarded to Mr John Howard for services rendered to Australia. Lots of servicing, very well rendered. In fact such thorough servicing and rendering, Mr Howard gets a nice cheque for a not too shabby $US50,000.However I noticed in this afternoons Crikey Read more »

A fiat what?

Undead Files - April 4, 2008 - 3:29am

It spread over the interweb, then the MSM, like a rash.Jerry Seinfeld crashing a classic car due to brake failure. A 1967 Fiat BTM.Slight catch..no such car.Everyone's looking for it. Read more »

Dick Jokes

Undead Files - April 3, 2008 - 6:52pm

As of late, through the wonders of youtube, I have been indulging in viewing 3rd Rock from the Sun episodes (yes a slight copyright infringement). Read more »

A case for sterilization?

Undead Files - April 2, 2008 - 2:15am

The esteemed UK Tory paper the Daily Mail has published an article which demonstrates the continued disintegration of society.Apparently parents are now naming tier crotchfruit using sms spellings. It seems the wholesome name Isabella is now passe with communist misspellings such as 'Izzabela' or even 'Yzabel' being registered. Read more »

Seriousness on the back bench

Undead Files - April 2, 2008 - 2:13am

Nelson urges seriousness on back benchFederal Opposition Leader Brendan Nelson has told wayward former Howard government ministers to consider their futures. Read more »

Mr Rudds World Tour of the World

Undead Files - March 30, 2008 - 12:18am

Soon the PM will set off for places foriegn. He will go to:

  • USA - Be polite to GW, address the US Chamber of Commerce, talk to the chaps at the UN
  • Brussels - natter with the EU
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At last the undead rise

Undead Files - March 30, 2008 - 12:17am

Welcome to the undeadfiles, a blog intended to be about life, politics and entertainment.

I will take the stream of consciousness approach and basically see what happens.

Perhaps in the future more undead ideologues and political figures will join me. Hell, even live ones!

Rudd: How dare he do his job

Undead Files - March 30, 2008 - 12:15am

When Prime Ministers leave for places foreign, there has always been the inane media responses comprising:1. Look how expensive it is, its only a junket2. How dare he leave the country with things still to do at home Read more »

Public Service Announcement

Undead Files - May 16, 2008 - 12:19am

In case you ever come into contact with my colleague Z.M., I present this public service announcement:

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More Sharks

Undead Files - May 15, 2008 - 3:23am
Kev after stomach stapling. Too bad his mouth wasn't stapled as well.
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My good name soiled

Undead Files - May 11, 2008 - 7:51pm

I a rather upset. Following the links from this post, I found that the Victorian Liberals are using my image without my permission,with appallingly mistaken political allegiances: Read more »

Boring Bullies

Undead Files - May 9, 2008 - 1:07pm

1. Boring

I am underwhelmed yet not surprised.

The WA Budget was largely predictable and left a lot to be desired. Basically a big stamp duty cut, a footy field and a bail out. No funding to fix up PMH and no obvious funding for a pay rise for teachers.
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The Empire Strikes Barrack

Undead Files - May 6, 2008 - 1:44am

Me again. This is cool too (yes it is pro-Barrack):


The Sniff Survives

Undead Files - May 5, 2008 - 6:24pm

The Party room defeated the Spill Motion and the Sniff is still Read more »

Australias Biggest Holtster

Undead Files - May 2, 2008 - 1:38pm

I am a wreck. Every muscle in my undead body is sore, even the muslcles I never knew i had.All to lengthen my undead existance. Read more »

Has The Sniff snuffed it?

Undead Files - May 1, 2008 - 2:19am

The Sniffs days are seemingly numbered. Liberal Party Whip Dr Graham Jacobs has called for a spill, declaring that at the next party room meeting he will move a motion that the leadership be declared vacant. Read more »

Political Compass: Post 2020 edition

Undead Files - April 27, 2008 - 10:12pm

This is just a repost of a 'Political compass' by Gummo Trotsky.It is rather good and thus worth reposting. Read more »

Elites!

Undead Files - April 21, 2008 - 5:05pm

There are many things that irritate me. Mosquitoes, grass seeds, Brendan Nelsons hair, but one thing outranks them all, the strawman of the moment, the 'Elitist'. Read more »

This is your life

Undead Files - April 20, 2008 - 2:21am


Does this sound like anyone you know ? A rabid far right blogger perhaps ? Or maybe your odd next door neighbour ? How about most of what remains of the Liberal Party ?

(Some feeds will not show the embedded youtube video. Click Here)

Drunken Master to take on Tibetans

Undead Files - April 16, 2008 - 1:53pm

Jackie Chan will beat the living shit out of any protester that tries to take the Olympic flame from him. It's true. He said so.Jackie should not have a problem because his turn will probably be in Beijing itself. However he gave the spine chilling warning anyway.He then explained China's actions in Tibet as thus: Read more »

WA to Nelson: Die in a fire

Undead Files - April 14, 2008 - 2:52pm

The latest Westpoll indicates that federal voting intentions in our fair state heavily favour St Kevin.The ALP leads 62 to 38, a notional swing of 16 percent from the election result (in WA) in November. St Kev is preferred PM 62% to 14%. On preferred Liberal leader he was 4th, getting 12% with Costello (!!) leading the pack on 19%. Our own 'It's da Bishop !' came third with 17%, behind Turnbull on 18%. Read more »

Wild Wild West

Undead Files - April 9, 2008 - 2:27pm

Well it's all happening folks. Read more »

Juxtaposition

Undead Files - April 7, 2008 - 3:37pm

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John Adams

Undead Files - April 2, 2008 - 2:15am

In the US, HBO are now broadcasting the min-series John Adams. Based on David McCullough's Pulitzer Prize wining book and produced by Tom Hanks, it traces the life of, well, John Adams, a founding father of the American revolution. Read more »

Global Warming Solution #435342b

Undead Files - April 2, 2008 - 2:09am

Of course the bit about the amount of electricity used to power the computers may thwart this idea.

2020 Hippiefest

Undead Files - March 30, 2008 - 12:18am

The list is released: Teh 1000And Bolt is right, it's a hippiefest. Read more »

Helping the Blogging Community

Undead Files - March 30, 2008 - 12:16am

I have been very generous with my vast knowledge and limited time for bloggers of a variety of political persuasions. However for some reason such comments tend to be deleted. For example, the comment below will be deleted soon, despite it definitely adding insight to the subject discussed:

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Daylight Saving

Undead Files - March 30, 2008 - 12:14am

I like it. But in WA the clocks turn back tomorrow morning.For one week WA will be 3hrs behind VIC, NSW, TAS, 2.5 Behind SA. Of course in WA its a trial, Next year will be the last year. Then finally the cows won't fade and the curtains will start giving milk again. Read more »