The masturbation talk
Last week I had a competition about what kind of movie my boobs would make. I know, I know, classy stuff.
There were 3 entries, so that made it a bit easier to sort through, the only difficulty being who would be declared the eventual winner.
So after many agonising months, I have to announce:
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Despite my sad obsession with commenting on meaningless blog milestones, I wasn't going to mention when I hit 30,000 hits.
But this morning I happened to notice that I was exactly on 30,000 and went to check out who it could be. Read more »
As many Doctor Who fans know, the BBC has been doing charity clips over the past few years. A couple of years back it was David Tennant and Catherine Tate for Comic Relief:
Ah yes. Here I am about to betray the sisterhood and exploit the female form purely for entertainment value. Read more »
This movie was thoroughly enjoyable. Read more »
What a weekend! The festivities were never ending. Read more »
On BB* just now:Kyle: If it gets any more feral I'll have to pull out.If only his dad had said that to his mum ... Read more »
Tomorrow night, Boston Legal returns. At 9:30! No more staying up until the wee hours watching it.Meanwhile, watch one of the best openings ever, featuring Jerry and Shirley.
I don't generally have a problem with people smoking. Which is just as well since I do live with a smoker. The smell of cigarette smoke doesn't usually bother me. Read more »
Spam provides much fun for everyone. Today's was interesting. It actually appears to offer a genuine way to make money. Read more »
... seems to be the attitude of the QLD government. Read more »
Feeling poorly today. Still, I'm not feeling quite as bad as I did this morning.Some hints for when you are feeling less than fresh: Read more »
Quick! Call 911! Read more »
I have a confession to make. When it comes to horror movies I'm more of a slasher-flick kinda girl. Read more »
Babe! Wait! Don't forget your bag! Read more »
My parents are in town. Again. Read more »
You may remember last month when I received an email from amazon saying that since I enjoyed books about vampires and werewolves, surely I'd like a large print Harlequin Romance novel!Today the email was even more bizarre. Laurell K Hamilton, in case you are unfamiliar, like Kim Harrison also writes books about vampires and weres and faery princesses and so on.But, with a slight difference. Read more »
Flowers to all those people who are having a shitty time at the moment, for whatever reason; who have received great news; who have received awful news.Remember that someone is thinking great thoughts about you. Even if you can't possibly think of who it could be. Read more »
Certain flatmates who shall remain nameless think that they're funny when repeatedly pointing out that they don't have to go back to work now until Monday. Read more »
AJ was horrified at the artists impression of her puppy being ill that I put up last night. I have been informed that I should put up a *real* picture of darling little Dolly. So here she is: Read more »
Alexnder Downer may be mentally challenged.Yes, yes he is. What made you think so?
You know those fucking annoying anti-downloading ads that you can sometimes (but mostly not) skip through at the beginning of a DVD? Take a look at this:
By now, you've probably all heard about the uproar about the sketch by Alfred Hrdlicka depicting the last supper as a gay orgy.
Austrians are locked in a nationwide debate touched off by the brief display in a prestigious Roman Catholic museum of an etching that depicts Jesus Christ and his disciples having an orgy during the biblical Last Supper. Read more »
Yes, that's right. The Rob Zombie version. Read more »
"Tinker, tailor, soldier, twat!" Read more »
Check out the groinage on the guys. It's mesmerising.This post inspired by Ashes to Ashes.
The parentals have acquired a new toy. Or should I say, my dad has. He has "invested" in TomTom. Read more »
when you're as miserable as fuck and you can't bring yourself to tell people why for fear of feeling like a selfish, irrational bitch? Read more »
Such an overwhelming response to my request earlier! Read more »
...to my pity party!Yep, one of those posts. Look away now if you don't want to listen to me whine. Read more »
When you purchase books from amazon you get email updates notifying of books that will soon be released that you may be interested in. These are based on books that you have purchased, have on your wish list, or have flagged as already owning.Normally, these emails are pretty spot-on. I find out about different authors and so on but today's is, well, perplexing. Read more »
Breathe deep, it's the wonderful acceptance of all God's creatures:
12 . I watched anti-gay videos at my North Sydney schoolEx-student of Sydney Church of England Grammar School writes: Read more »
I can totally understand why people find the ad below offensive, but for me, ultimately, it is bloody (no pun intended) funny. Read more »
I really need to get my finger out (um, so to speak) and set myself up with Google Analytics. I wandered into my Bravenet stats just before and found pure gold:
It's not often that you can say that a novel sums things up perfectly. Particularly when that novel is of the dark fantasy romance genre and if there was an imprint in the Mills and Boon series that catered to the supernatural BDSM crowd, it would most likely end up there (hell, for all I know there is such an imprint!).
So, I just finished watching this. Read more »
Contrary to widely held beliefs, single people are not desperate. Particularly single women. I'll stick to the female side of this equation during this post since that is the side I belong to. Read more »
You and I could do quite a bit with $250,000.
A country devastated by a natural disaster however, could not do very much at all.This is the initial amount of aid the US gave Burma in the wake of the cyclone. Read more »
Day 7 arrived! The pinnacle of the Festival! Read more »
I'm in two minds about the Olympics and the politicisation of them this year. Read more »
