The gay/cunt way of looping one's scarf around itself and then round one's neck is annoying me almost as much as the erect polo-shirt collar phenomenon that swept the nation recently. Basically, if you tie your scarf like this you are either gay, a closet homosexual or a cunt. Read more »
... Food and drink for everyone !!!!!" Read more »
A mate has a new girlfriend. During a getting-to-know-you-chat I had with her in the car last night, she said in all seriousness, "There are no good looking people in Europe. When I was there I didn't see one attractive person."
I told my mate that I can't work with that.
A friend's daughter asked me if I knew anything about Rasputin because she has to do an essay on Russia's greatest love machine for VCE. I said, "Look Emblem, fuck the library, fuck Google, just listen to Boney M's song 'Rasputin' and that will give you all the info you need. Plus it's a catchy song. You know the kind of song that gets stuck in your head. You won't listen to Justin Timberlake anymore." Read more »
THE man found guilty of gunning down crime boss Lewis Moran is a convicted gangland killer also implicated in the murder of a self-described vampire.
How do they know the vampire is dead? Did Evangelos Goussis use a wooden stake through the heart or expose the vampire to direct sunlight?
I for one am not convinced the vampire is dead or that Evangelos Goussis should be serving 15 years for his murder. Read more »
Some friends of mine are house-sitting for some friends of theirs. We decided to have a Trivial Pursuit night and with copious amounts of alcohol. We changed the rules slightly:
1. On a pie, you could phone a friend
2. Or ask the audience
3. Or ask for a clue. Read more »
I was hesitant about watching the HBO series, Band Of Brothers, because I thought it could have been a one-eyed view of America's involvement in WW2, complete with the typical propaganda that you usually associate with American war films. For example, the American flag at the beginning and end of Saving Private Fuckwit or a film giving the impression that America was the only country that fought in WW2. Read more »
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